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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
 |  Subject: Vending Machine!  Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:49 pm | |
| Okay, this one's simple but I think it's a really elegant and entertaining game.
Pretend you are a vending machine! Put something in the machine, and the poster below you has to say what comes out and then put something in of their own!
Demonstration:
Trevor: -Puts a cat in the vending machine.-
Sam: YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU -A taxydermized cat comes out-
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO -throws a brick in the machine-
Trevor: The brick transforms into cotton candy, before you can eat it it TURNS BACK INTO A BRICK. MUAHAHAHAHAH. -Puts in a J-pop song-
Sam: ow fuck my foot -A korean pop star comes out-
it's really simple and the answers/objects can get rather whacky and entertaining, but you need creative minds to do it.
I'm not that funny so my examples were pretty bad, but I hope you get the gist!
I'll start!
-Puts in a flower.- | |
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Yotipo
Sapling
Posts : 53
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 32
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:21 pm | |
| -----------------------------------output  -----------------------------------input Dripping wet bloody aborted fetus | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
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Yotipo
Sapling
Posts : 53
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 32
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:51 pm | |
| Out comes an oil lamp!~
In goes a porcelain china set... | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:04 am | |
| I love how your example is a conversation I wish we could've had.
Out comes.. A koala bear the size of a thumb that's the size of a koala bear.
In goes eucalyptus.. >:] | |
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Yotipo
Sapling
Posts : 53
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 32
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:57 pm | |
| Out comes a piece of receipt paper written in 72pt Impact font
>DOES NOT COMPUTE
In goes Michael Jordan | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:12 pm | |
| out come some bright red sneakers with writting on the inside
Says "latula" in comic sans
In goes chocolate pudding. | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:44 pm | |
| out comes soviet russian chocolate pudding that DEVOURS ME AFTER I PUT IN A FRAPPE FROM BURGER KIIIIIIING | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:47 pm | |
| SCREAMS AND TAKES OUT A BASEBALL BAT AND BEATS IT UP THEN
Puts in a wet towel. | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:49 pm | |
| out comes a pair of broken sunglasses oops
in goes a piano key.... | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:06 am | |
| Out comes a whip.
Kinky.
In goes a flip flop (just one, not even a pair) | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:28 am | |
| out comes... half a beach towel??? ?????????????? ????????????????????????
in goes the Goo from google! | |
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Yotipo
Sapling
Posts : 53
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 32
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:56 am | |
| Out comes hoo from Yahoo
In goes a jar of freshly plucked nose hairs | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:24 am | |
| out comes a recipe for 'how to destroy your neighbor's intestines' brew. (I think a witch made this when her neighbors didn't turn down their music)
in goes an apron! | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:12 pm | |
| out comes.. a small dog wearing a chef's hat. (Awwww so kawaii)
In goes a handful of pins and needles. | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:22 pm | |
| out comes an EXPERTLY SEWN COSPLAY (SO SUGOI!!!)
in goes a frappe from burger king | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:28 pm | |
| out comes questionable apple juice. (It sure is yellow, maybe you shouldn't drink it.)
In goes the burger king. The guy who wears the crown. | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:30 pm | |
| out comes a human pie from sweeney todd. :3
in goes a spider! | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:36 pm | |
| SCREAMS AND POURS 'APPLE JUICE' OVER HER HEAD. BY INSTINCT. OUT OF FEAR.
TAKES OUT A BITING DEATH DEMON THAT FLIES.
Puts in her will. | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:39 pm | |
| Out comes $1,500 and a potion called 'Succubus milk'???? You feel uncomfortable even holding it. You politely throw it out the window and hope to god a bulldozer crushes it.
In goes a vial with something in it called 'Incubus Draft'. | |
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Yotipo
Sapling
Posts : 53
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 32
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:44 pm | |
| Out comes a voodoo doll!
In goes string beans | |
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kogeru
Sapling
Posts : 52
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 29
Location : sugoi as heck paradise land
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:50 pm | |
| out comes a crying infant. -puts it on the ground-
In goes silly putty! | |
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Bell
Sapling
Posts : 54
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 31
Location : Under a rock!
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:45 am | |
| yo i think dat bby's mine out comes that weird yellow monster thing from that one cartoon i forget
IN GOES THE ADVERTISEMENT ABOVE THIS BOX | |
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Yotipo
Sapling
Posts : 53
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 32
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:01 am | |
| out comes a virus
in goes adblock plus extension | |
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7eed
Sprout
Posts : 39
Join date : 2012-09-15
Age : 32
Location : Star City, Wintergreen
| | Subject: Re: Vending Machine! Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:25 am | |
| Out comes one square foot of rainbow carpet.
In goes four hundred and ninety-three gallons of a lemonade, red paint, rubbing alcohol, salt water, bleach, dove liquid soap, sulfuric acid, vinegar mixture. | |
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