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PostSubject: Vending Machine!   Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:49 pm

Okay, this one's simple but I think it's a really elegant and entertaining game.

Pretend you are a vending machine! Put something in the machine, and the poster below you has to say what comes out and then put something in of their own!

Demonstration:
Trevor: -Puts a cat in the vending machine.-
Sam: YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU -A taxydermized cat comes out-
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO -throws a brick in the machine-
Trevor: The brick transforms into cotton candy, before you can eat it it TURNS BACK INTO A BRICK. MUAHAHAHAHAH. -Puts in a J-pop song-
Sam: ow fuck my foot -A korean pop star comes out-

it's really simple and the answers/objects can get rather whacky and entertaining, but you need creative minds to do it.
I'm not that funny so my examples were pretty bad, but I hope you get the gist!
I'll start!

-Puts in a flower.-
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:21 pm

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Dripping wet bloody aborted fetus

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:54 am

holy god



-Out comes a main character for a silent hill game- Very Happy


-Puts in a flashlight-
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:51 pm

Out comes an oil lamp!~

In goes a porcelain china set...

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:04 am

I love how your example is a conversation I wish we could've had.
Out comes.. A koala bear the size of a thumb that's the size of a koala bear.
In goes eucalyptus.. >:]
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:57 pm

Out comes a piece of receipt paper written in 72pt Impact font
>DOES NOT COMPUTE

In goes Michael Jordan

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:12 pm

out come some bright red sneakers with writting on the inside
Says "latula" in comic sans

In goes chocolate pudding.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:44 pm

out comes soviet russian chocolate pudding that DEVOURS ME AFTER I PUT IN A FRAPPE FROM BURGER KIIIIIIING
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:47 pm

SCREAMS AND TAKES OUT A BASEBALL BAT AND BEATS IT UP THEN
Puts in a wet towel.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:49 pm

out comes a pair of broken sunglasses oops
in goes a piano key....
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:06 am

Out comes a whip.
Kinky.

In goes a flip flop (just one, not even a pair)
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:28 am

out comes... half a beach towel??? ?????????????? ????????????????????????
in goes the
Goo from google!
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:56 am

Out comes hoo from Yahoo

In goes a jar of freshly plucked nose hairs

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:24 am

out comes a recipe for 'how to destroy your neighbor's intestines' brew. (I think a witch made this when her neighbors didn't turn down their music)
in goes an apron!
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:12 pm

out comes.. a small dog wearing a chef's hat. (Awwww so kawaii)
In goes a handful of pins and needles.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:22 pm

out comes an EXPERTLY SEWN COSPLAY (SO SUGOI!!!)
in goes a frappe from burger king
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:28 pm

out comes questionable apple juice. (It sure is yellow, maybe you shouldn't drink it.)
In goes the burger king. The guy who wears the crown.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:30 pm

out comes a human pie from sweeney todd. :3

in goes a spider!
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:36 pm

SCREAMS AND POURS 'APPLE JUICE' OVER HER HEAD. BY INSTINCT. OUT OF FEAR.
TAKES OUT A BITING DEATH DEMON THAT FLIES.
Puts in her will.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:39 pm

Out comes $1,500 and a potion called 'Succubus milk'???? You feel uncomfortable even holding it. You politely throw it out the window and hope to god a bulldozer crushes it.
In goes a vial with something in it called 'Incubus Draft'.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:44 pm

Out comes a voodoo doll!
In goes string beans

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:50 pm

out comes a crying infant. -puts it on the ground-
In goes silly putty!
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:45 am

yo i think dat bby's mine out comes that weird yellow monster thing from that one cartoon i forget

IN GOES THE ADVERTISEMENT ABOVE THIS BOX
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:01 am

out comes a virus

in goes adblock plus extension

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine!   Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:25 am

Out comes one square foot of rainbow carpet.
In goes four hundred and ninety-three gallons of a lemonade, red paint, rubbing alcohol, salt water, bleach, dove liquid soap, sulfuric acid, vinegar mixture.
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